Hey, we hope you remembered to snag a gift for the stone cold pack of weirdos running your third favorite web-based humor publication. If not, here are some last minute ideas:
- Paper and pencil to write the list.
- To not hear the word Trump for 48 hours total
- Left shark onesie pajamas
- Amnesty for late gifts on our end
- Time to watch Making A Murderer
- Star Wars Episode VIII
- A Rosetta Stone for Yiddish
- To witness someone shart at a holiday party and have them look at me so they know I know
- One gold bar (they never go down in value)
- More battery on my phone before it
–Kevin Cole, Briana Haynie, Andrew Michaels, T.M. Scholtes
